Life

Chai? Chai.

Synopsis:
This is not a post about Chai consumption patterns, statistics, or its health benefits. No no.
This is a love story.
And a journey of self-discovery.
So.. buckle up!

C h a i

Of course, you’re familiar with Chai. I mean. Who isn’t, right ?! * looks around the internet universe suspiciously *
I’m going to trail you along for a non-quintessential story, quite dear to me. But first, the lovely reader is going to relate with at least one (if not more) of the below avatars that I’m going to describe. Just a little ice breaker sesh before we start on our voyage, if you may.

So. What is your Chai personality? (not a Facebook Quiz, you guys. Come on, have a little faith)

The Bare Necessities.

The essence of waking up in the morning starts with a cup of Chai. No, you dare not talk to them before they’ve taken their first refreshing sip. It’s fuel to the body AND the soul.
Also, the number of cups they have during the day goes into the void; no trace can be found. There can be no minimum or maximum count. It’s limitless.

The Medicine Man/ Woman.

They consider Chai to be the remedy to all problems of life.
Gloomy Afternoon? Chai.
Didn’t get the bonus? Cutting Chai.
Stressed or feeling low? Chai (paani kaam)
Rainy morning? Adrak wali Chai. (with Parle-G)
Fought with a roommate? Kadak Chai.
Runny nose? Kaali chai.
Hotel? Not Trivago! Dip wali Chai!

The ME-Time.

They are simple people looking for simple pleasures in life. They will find that one moment of solace in their day and make themselves a big cup of their favorite Chai. Free of all judgments and pressures.

The Sutta Squad.

Every Chai needs a cigarette. Every cigarette needs a Chai. We can never know which is when. But we can safely assume, at any given point, that it can be both!

The Experts.

The know errrrrything there is to know about Tea. (noticed how I said Tea and not Chai? Hm.) They enthusiastically boil and bubble over intricate details of tea leaves, flavors, brew time, teacups, filters, etc; whenever there is even a HINT of tea in a conversation. They are a fun walking-talking Wikipedia; what’s more, they almost always have single tea bags stashed in their bags. (fruit-flavored? hell yeah!)

The Communal Statute.

They strongly believe that a communal gathering (3 people or more works) should be commemorated with a Chai session and/ or break. Chai sipping together is a bond that they sincerely cherish and value.

The Chai Latte Crowd.

You thought I wasn’t going to call you guys out, huh? Yes, these are popularly US return folks who seem to have forgotten what it feels like to pour piping hot Chai in the saucer, blow on it and then sip with a slurpy sound. #BeingDesi
Not to forget that one, extremely cringe-worthy person who will order it in an Indian Starbucks. UGH.

I do not mean to belittle these different types of Chai lovers, not at all! If anything, they are more like my co-passengers and counterparts than some status quo war participants. We all need a Chai companion in this journey of life, even if it’s to just share a packet of Monaco biscuits.

Since you’ve sort of figured which one you are, or maybe a beautiful blend of any of the above; why don’t you sip on your cup while I paint you a short story of my Chai Life?

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78 comments

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  2. Nice post. I am a tea lover myself. Chai latte crowd have no idea what a real chai is all about. I like my tea with sugar milk and loads of ginger. that smell of freshly brewed tea makes my day

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  3. I so enjoyed this post! Your history and passion for chai is delightful:-)
    I don’t know if you this story about an Amy Winehouse song…

    “Thereโ€™s this funny story where, we were recording โ€˜Me and Mr. Jones,โ€™ and Amy was making tea in the kitchen in the next room, and the kettle went off halfway through the song, and we didnโ€™t necessarily hear it, and as the songโ€™s going on, we just hear her run off, and weโ€™re like, โ€˜What happened?โ€™โ€ Remi said. โ€œSo when weโ€™re listening back to the vocals, and halfway through the song, the tea kettle starts. Itโ€™s there, on the record, and you canโ€™t actually hear it, but itโ€™s this high frequency.”

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    1. Thank you for your super kind words! ๐Ÿ™‚
      Oh my, what a lovely lil’ backstory to a beautiful song. Makes us realize, how the smallest of things make us who we are and what we do! Really appreciate you sharing this story with me. โค๏ธ

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      1. Yes I have quite a collection of loose leaf teas to go in my china teapots – its a writerโ€™s thing isnโ€™t it? โ˜•๏ธ+๐Ÿก+๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ป= ๐Ÿ“š

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  4. Ah, wonder how you’d classify a Kenyan guy who likes cinnamon chai early in the morning, milk chai in the mid morning, ginger chai for early evening, then lemon chai just before bedtime. Quite a connoisseur!

    Oh and, tea is also called chai in Swahili!

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    1. Oh my, I would call you a connoisseur and a Chai fanatic! It’s such an honor to know an absolute Chai lover like you read and commented on my article. So glad to have reached the right people ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. Chai is love! My favourite is when the train stops at a station during a winter night and i wait for the famous “chai garam chai” in a mitti ka kulhad. Before the pandemic days of course.

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